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Poor attempt at geek humour

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I just received this email from someone doing the same subject as me at uni this semester:

Hi All, If your are interested in doing a project in data mining read on Else delete this mail. Currently I am looking for partners for a project under DATA MINING, the topic “Data Mining from XML Documents” more detailed explanation could be found on FITSIS. I targeting to get a good grade out of this project.If you are interested and willing to work hard drop me an email. Thank you. Regards ***

He/she really should have constructed their geek humour better. Try for example:

if (you are interested in doing a project in data mining) { read_on(); }else{ delete_this_email(); }

Written by Simon

March 23rd, 2005 at 2:11 pm

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4 Responses to 'Poor attempt at geek humour'

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  1. Hey DrZAx, how about something like this…

    ===========
    hello_world();

    if($interest_in_data_mining_project = “high”)){
    $more_info = goto(’FITSIS’);
    email_me(’dude@geekhumour.com’);
    }
    }

    thank_you();

    JungleNut

    25 Mar 05 at 4:06 pm

  2. Hmmm, seems like half of that got lost between the form and the output :(

    JungleNut

    25 Mar 05 at 4:10 pm

  3. hello_world();

    if($interest_in_data_mining_project = ‘high’)){
    $more_info = goto(’FITSIS’);
    email_me(’dude@geekhumour.com’);
    }
    }

    thank_you();

    Junglenut

    28 Mar 05 at 5:28 pm

  4. hello_world();

    if($interest_in_data_mining_project <= 0){
    delete_email();
    exit;
    }else{
    while(($project = “Data Mining from XML Documents”)&&($target_grade >= “high”)){
    $more_info = goto(’FITSIS’);
    email_me(’dude@geekhumour.com’);
    }
    }

    thank_you();

    Junglenut

    28 Mar 05 at 6:02 pm

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