Questionable phrases accompanied by even more questionable actions:
- "Oh shit! My arse"
- "This arse on action is getting us lower and lower"
- "There was less arse-to-metal interference"
- "He's naked all of a sudden. When did this happen?"
- "That is low. I'm tellin' you - THAT is LOW."
- "I farted on the way down"
- "I bounced"
You may recall that some time in the distant past there was a day known as Australia Day (I know it was a while ago now) , well on this day the First Annual East Coast Scooter Limbo Competition was held at my house.
The competitors were:
|Height: Shorter than me Weight: No idea Age: Not sure on that either|
|Height: 'Bout my height Weight: Bit heavier than me Age: Five days younger than me|
|Height: Exactly the same as me Weight: Exactly the same as me Age: Again, exactly the same as me|
The idea in scooter limbo is to ride the scooter under a broomstick/pool cue which gets progressively lower until all but one competitor is eliminated (three attempts at each height are allowed).
Selected photos of the day are here.
The competition ended with a draw between Tony and Simon, followed by a celebratory rave party attended by competitors and onlookers.
*note that throughout the day quotes were recorded by Laura. Quote: "I can't believe I'm writing down your ridiculous bonehead quotes."